Dear World,
I would like to officially nominate my bike, Susan, to be considered for next year's Nobel Peace Prize. She brings so much peace to the world with her zero emissions. A true warrior during these cataclysmic times of global warming.
(I would also propose an increase in the winnings amount to $3 million dollars.)
I anxiously await your call on behalf of Susan.
Sincerely,
Anonymous Good Citizen of the World
4 comments:
Hiiiiiii-larious!
But Tyler, you may only nominate your bike if it has been in action for only 12 days... otherwise it would be too old and experienced to really receive the Nobel Peace Prize (too experienced, than say, a woman doctor in Pakistan who campaigns for women's rights, or a president in Central America who helped free several hostages).
We nominate and give prizes based upon their future actions... so if your bike will do great things in the future, then I think it's in!
nice
GO SUSAN!!
I think Susan will do many great things in the future. If she is anything like her namesake. Good job Ty. Susan HAS actually done something for the benefit of the world.
...and may I say that I am honored that your bike is named after me.
....I guess....
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