Dear World,
I would like to officially nominate my bike, Susan, to be considered for next year's Nobel Peace Prize. She brings so much peace to the world with her zero emissions. A true warrior during these cataclysmic times of global warming.
(I would also propose an increase in the winnings amount to $3 million dollars.)
I anxiously await your call on behalf of Susan.
Sincerely,
Anonymous Good Citizen of the World
