Hitler Learns that Scott Brown won

Oh global warming, where art thou?

Dear whoever is in charge of the weather,

For the past 5 years, I have been trying to convince the inhabitants of the world that the earth is warming at analarming rate. I would give threats like dying polar bears, increased prostitution in areas with rising sea levels, and pretty much complete and utter crop destruction leading to the extinction of the human race. Just last month I was trying to explain the urgency of cap-and-trade, but then it started to snow and it has not stopped. What is the deal?

The weather over the past year has really put a damper on my work. Look at Florida for example: coldest temperatures since 1989; Texas- coldest temperatures since the '70's, and the list goes on and on.

Whatever you can do, please, please bring back this phenomenon called Global Warming. If you do not, Al Gore might have to give back his Nobel Peace Prize and I won't be able to spend tax dollars on parties and hookers.

I look forward to your response next year in Copenhagen.

Sincerely,

The EPA

Firelight

I recently saw the movie New Moon and I am really looking forward to this new movie called Firelight. I think it will be incredible! Enjoy the preview.

Newsworthy

This was published a while ago, but it is always great to remember important news stories.


Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

Nobel Peace Prize Nomination

Dear World,

I would like to officially nominate my bike, Susan, to be considered for next year's Nobel Peace Prize. She brings so much peace to the world with her zero emissions. A true warrior during these cataclysmic times of global warming.

(I would also propose an increase in the winnings amount to $3 million dollars.)

I anxiously await your call on behalf of Susan.

Sincerely,

Anonymous Good Citizen of the World

Sheer Beauty

Please watch this video with the music. It is simply lovely.

Kuroshio Sea - 2nd largest aquarium tank in the world - (song is Please don't go by Barcelona) from Jon Rawlinson on Vimeo.

I feel great

Simple. Fun. Enjoy.